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I have a wonderful new butt

Discussion in 'Personal' started by polly.glot, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. polly.glot

    polly.glot New commenter

    ........and it is already making itself useful. Having heard predictions that this will be a long, hot summer, and depending on roof rainwater, I decided to catch all I could during the present wet spell. Already I have over 100 litres of lovely water for emergency use. Everyone should ensure that they have a lovely butt for all occasions.
     
  2. polly.glot

    polly.glot New commenter

    ........and it is already making itself useful. Having heard predictions that this will be a long, hot summer, and depending on roof rainwater, I decided to catch all I could during the present wet spell. Already I have over 100 litres of lovely water for emergency use. Everyone should ensure that they have a lovely butt for all occasions.
     
  3. I have a butt - however, it is old, sagging and leaking [​IMG]
     
  4. I have a large communal butt. All my neighbours can nip up my back alley and help themselves.
     
  5. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    I haven't got space to fit a butt in my small garden
     
  6. As it says in TheDaily Mail...I'm not a gardener, butt......
     
  7. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    no wonder you wanted to wear jogging bottoms to a debauchery session lol

     
  8. Captain Obvious

    Captain Obvious New commenter

    Perhaps people could start sharing pictures of their butts to demonstate them?
    People often note I don't have a butt...and they're right!
     
  9. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    I had a leak in my butt but fixed it with a bung.
     
  10. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    yea butt, no butt, yea butt, no butt
    [​IMG]
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    My butt was made with a hole that was slightly too big so it used to dribble. A liberal application of silicon sealant stopped the problem.
     
  12. polly.glot

    polly.glot New commenter

    Mr G doesn't approve of my uncovered butt in the garden. He thinks it should be at least draped to avoid the neighbours getting the wrong impression. I have to say, it IS quite big and slightly bulbous, though not entirely lacking aesthetically pleasing curves. However, It's also utilitarian and hard working, and so perhaps should be covered a little. What do my lovely colleagues think?
     
  13. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    Mine is inert and has ivy growing over it which shields it from prying eyes.
     
  14. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    wel the do say that a good butt should leave a little to the immagination!
     
  15. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    I have considered moving a bench so that I could fit in a big butt next to the shed. Would have to divert a drainpipe, too.
    Are they sturdy enough to stand up to winter or do they crack?
    A cracked butt would be horrible
     
  16. andromache

    andromache New commenter

    i have nothing to contribute on the subject of butts, but(t) wanted to say hi to polly *waves*
     

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