I was getting so fed up with unwanted and unsolicited emails from a certain supply agency. They keep emailing again and again, even after unsubscribing. Moreover, their copy is poorly punctuated and semi-coherent, patronising and annoying. I am an English teacher. Please feel welcome to read my anonymised version of our latest correspondences, particularly the first email they sent me. GRR! Who pays these goons and what teacher in their right mind would ever trust them with their pay and postings? Far better to look at the advice here on TES and go solo. Or use a tried and tested firm. Have a look: Email one (details deleted, all anonymous!) Good Afternoon Teaching Folk! We hope you had good summer and excited to back! I am working closely with a mixed community School in the XXXXX area who require a Science Teacher for the next 9 weeks on a full-time basis. The School are rated as 'Good' by Ofsted and mast GCSE results were very positive. If you are potentially keen and would like more information, please reply to this email with your details and I will get in touch. I hope to hear from you soon. Kind regards Gary Grammar-Great Then he did it again...look: Kind Regards Gary Grammar-Gawd-In-Bennett Recruitment Consultant Irritating Gits who want you to get into Teaching (but not via a grammatically acceptable advert which actually targets the right subject, age range, geographical area or job type.) Email Two **** off Email Three You have been removed from our mailing list. Hooray! It’s only taken them the best part of two years to comply..