(Hi English Teachers-I just picked up this New Yorker piece which might be useful/fun. Enjoy, Andrew) Exclamation Point Love life! Love adventures! High-energy! People enjoy me in small doses but don’t like to bring me around to their bosses! I don’t know why! Semicolon In search of a low-drama, long-term partner who will be a good parent; I come from two dysfunctional independent clauses who would stick me in the middle of everything. My last partner dumped me for a period. Ellipsis Proud triplet . . . To me . . . it’s all about what’s left unsaid . . . Some say I’m creepy . .