I am finding it harder and harder to cope with life without more and more frequent and bigger and bigger fixes of TES. The housework is piling up around me, my daily 4 mile walk is gradually being reduced in length. I am getting RSI from too much 2- finger typing. It's the rewards! Every 'Like' sends a quick flush of gratification coursing through my bloodstream, every escalation through the contributor level scale takes me higher and, when the trophies come, I am nearly off my head! I am afraid that if I hit 1,000 posts and 500 likes it could lead to an overdose. What should I do? I am thinking of seeing a hypnotherapist or checking myself into the Priory which is only just up the road. Or maybe I should go for a less harmful substitute and start on a cruise website or even mumsnet. Any advice would be welcome.