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Headline: Father Christmas has plans scuppered

Discussion in 'Personal' started by RedQuilt, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    At my house anyway. One minute to midnight and my children aren't asleep yet. When will Father Christmas be able to fill the stockings?

    Honestly, I'm knackered, need to go to bed and don't want to play this game tonight:mad:
     
  2. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Your best bet is to tell them the truth now, get some sleep and wash their sobs out of their pillows in the morning.
     
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  3. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    Sadly, father Christmas was stopped at Dover and fined for the 9 illegals pulling his sled (the reindeer!)...
     
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  4. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    They already know but are still young and selfish enough to want to go along with the game. I'm not doing it next year!

    I've got to be up early to get a giant turkey in the oven too:(.
     
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  5. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    My sympathies...it could be worse you could be listening to the drunken, snoring lump on my sofa
     
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  6. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    Well I'm about to become a snoring lump in my bed. The deed has been done but the stockings are on doorknobs this year.
     
  7. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Make 'em wait until AFTER Christmas dinner before they can open their pressies....that'll learn 'em :D
     
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  8. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I trust it was one you bought this afternoon when they were knocking them out at half price in Tesco, yet still had more than enough left over to be flogging thirty quid turkeys for less than a fiver when they re-open on Sunday.

    What's it all about?
     
  9. cissy3

    cissy3 Star commenter

    Merry Christmas everyone (test)
     
  10. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    I bet they'll be up in a couple of hours.
     
  11. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    You weren't far wrong :). Still, it's now blissfully quiet as they're happily examining their haul so I can sit here and up my caffeine intake for a few minutes.
     
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  12. Didactylos4

    Didactylos4 Star commenter

    Ah the joys of being old
    I went to bed when I liked
    Got up when I wanted to and could have a sane and relaxed intake of caffeine.
    I'm not even going to have to start cooking for another couple of hours
     
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  13. IceCreamVanMan

    IceCreamVanMan Occasional commenter

    Nobody looking at your own threads so you have to hijack another?
     
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  14. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    Merry Christmas - our toddler slept in but I think next year will be a different story!
     
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  15. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    Happy Christmas everyone.
     
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