Well, has your long summer holiday (two weeks to wind down from school, two weeks off falling out with your spouse and children and two weeks preparing for school) provide you yet with any opportunity to rest? Have you developed the usual (or new) 'surprise' illness or have you acquired the haircut from hell just in time for the new term? In all cases, I can say yes, yes, yes, yes and yes too, to the obligatory 'winding down' man-flu. And a final yes to the dodgy haircut which I hope will grow out before September. What about you?