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Grandmother

Discussion in 'Personal' started by TabathaWainwright, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. I used to love my Grandmother's old chair.


    It rocked.
     
  2. I used to love my Grandmother's old chair.


    It rocked.
     
  3. My gran had her chair stolen....it stinks.
     
  4. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    I used to run an origami club at school, but it folded.
     
  5. Lol@nomad...it had me in creases.
     
  6. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    My uncle used to work in a plug factory.

    But he stopped.
     
  7. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    My great aunt used to blow glass. There were many explosions.

    She bottled it.
     
  8. I used to have constipation.
    But it passed.
     
  9. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    When the tartan weavers went out of business, it really put me off kilter.
     
  10. I'm a very hungry Belgian...I'm Flemished.
     
  11. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    A woman asked the barman for a double entendre...So he gave her one!
     
  12. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I should never have stopped bee-keeping.

    It was such a buzz.
     
  13. lucylollipop

    lucylollipop New commenter

    He used to be a sheep shearer.
    Until he got fleeced.
     
  14. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    My osteopath is rubbish, he got the cold shoulder.
     
  15. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    My Dad slipped at the Bakery.
    He was on a roll.
     
  16. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    Our dustman was late, we dumped him.
     
  17. lucylollipop

    lucylollipop New commenter

    I left teaching to become a baker.
    I used my loaf.
     
  18. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I was once was part of a kangaroo court.

    It was jumping.
     
  19. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    When we were students we didn't work.
    We took it for granted.
     
  20. lucylollipop

    lucylollipop New commenter

    I used to be a teacher.
    Soon learned my lesson and left.
     

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