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Graffiti Penises

Discussion in 'Behaviour' started by crapteacher1, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. What is it about boys that they feel compelled to draw willies on every blank surface in schools? Show me a new plastic school chair, and a week later, I'll show you a slightly older plastic school chair with a ***** drawn on the back.

    The first example of this was the Cerne Abbas giant, where a school pupil (male) from many hundreds of years ago, added a giant penis to an otherwise innocent chalk giant and thought it amusing.

    More on this intriguing subject here in 'Attack of the Cartoon Penis!' :


    Have a great holiday, y'all ;)
  2. kittylion

    kittylion Established commenter

    Once again, so true and so funny - thanks Crapteacher, you have a good holiday too.
  3. jarndyce

    jarndyce Occasional commenter

    This is magnificent.
  4. derekdalek

    derekdalek New commenter

    This is a hoot. Having just spent hours painting over some delightful artwork in my dept, this cheered me up trmendously.
    I had a couple drawn on my wall when I was off. On my return, some lads took dellight in showing me what had been done.
    I replied 'looks to me like a self-portrait gallery, please dont add to it' which made them laugh and sent the message out not to mess with my walls. Havent had any since lol!!

  5. As a teacher of biology, I take great pleasure in pointing out anatomical inaccuracies, then award them 0/10 for observational skills!
  6. How do you know they weren't drawing from life? [​IMG]

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