I started to watch Gordon Ramsay's Christmas programme last night and turned off after his stuffing recipe. PRESENTATION! PRESENTATION! PRESENTATION! I don't think he could have hammered that point home more than if he'd come to my house, held me by the neck and said "egyptgirl, you will make your food look restaurant quality, yes? Even if it tastes s.h.i.t, yes?" And how the hell did he expect anyone to get hold of that (South African?) sausage a couple of days before Christmas? OK, so he did give an alternative but surely he must know that the programme will go out not long enough before Christmas for people to be able to source it!!! Right. Moan over.