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Giggling again

Discussion in 'Personal' started by pink_reindeer, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. pink_reindeer

    pink_reindeer Occasional commenter

    We have Schindler's Lift at my school!!
  2. What is the joke in part 2?
  3. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    Yes, we've noticed that one.
    Giraffe, you know you need a mallet to beat the meat tender with!!
  4. Just watched Eternal Law and i was trying to think of the order of Angels..

    I got Seraphim and Cherubim...Mrs. B then added ...Terrapin and Wheeliebin.
  5. I giggled at Schindlers Lift, but didnt get example number 1!?
  6. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Meera Syall used to do a character called Smeeta Smitten
    'A reporter who claims to be at a movie premiere or showbiz party, but
    turns out to be somewhere very ordinary, like queueing outside a video
    shop or public bathroom. She is then refused entrance, so to distract
    the viewers, she finishes by saying "Look, there goes Art Malik!" and running out of the picture. '

  7. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter


  8. [​IMG]
  9. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    It's a film

  10. two words....first word...
  11. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Someone who makes lifts

  12. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Daughter has just sent me some texts about her train journey yesterday.
    The ticket inspector came down the aisle, asking for 'tickets, railcards, bribes or excuses'.[​IMG]

    There was an announcement for passengers getting off at the next station. They were told to keep to the right as they go up the steps to leave the station. A moment later there was another announcement, explaining that since many people don't keep to that, any passengers who can't tell which is their right, should ask the person next to them before they leave the train! [​IMG]

    Daughter was concerned that she had looked out of a window marked 'Emergency Window' when it wasn't an emergency. [​IMG]

  13. bizent

    bizent Star commenter

    What a hoot of a household you live in! [​IMG]
  14. You're on the right lines there , biz.
  15. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Yesterday a TV programme on women's health - the presenter explained that if someone has a problem following cosmetic surgery, she should go to her GP because the NHS can help pick up the pieces. [​IMG]
  16. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Have just found it on youtube 4:26

    Also, did you know that one of the professional organisation for surgeons carrying out procedures such as breast implants is the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons BAAPS?


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