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Gift ideas for folk we don't like

Discussion in 'Personal' started by eatmoney, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. We're having a secret Santa at work at I've been lucky enough to have my head as my recipient. This wouldn't otherwise be a problem if she wasn't the personification of all things putrid and miserable. Any ideas?

    And no she won't know it's from me :) it's all anonymous
     
  2. I'd be very careful if I were you.
    The year I organised Secret Santa, people came to me and asked who'd bought their present.
    By a proccess of elimination and piecing together snippets of conversation in the staffroom, its possible to work it out.
     
  3. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    A copy of Machiavelli's 'The Prince' so she can compare notes?
     
  4. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    One of those really cheesy calendars with her name (preferably Mrs XX) on every page. Truly tasteless and if she does work it out then she's just think that you have bad taste!
     
  5. Gardening Leaves

    Gardening Leaves New commenter

    The (Santa) sack! It's my present to my former Head. Season's Greetings, Sir! May all your nightmares and salary-free problems be big ones! [​IMG]
     
  6. Dump in her handbag and sign it SMT.
     
  7. Someone once sent our old Head some humbugs. It was a genuinely thoughtful present because she knew that he liked boiled sweets but he took umbrage and thought that someone was suggesting he was full of humbug!
    The person who sent it was mortified - Oh the joys of secret santa!
     
  8. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    tee hee
    [​IMG]
     
  9. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    The Idiots Guide to Happiness/Joy/Humanity/Gratitude/Kindness . . . there must be something.
     
  10. casper

    casper New commenter

    I did see in a local department store a plastic person on a card. It said 'Grow your own boss' he he
     

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