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Fun things to do in the evening

Discussion in 'Personal' started by lanokia, Nov 7, 2017.

  1. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    It flushes... but drains very slowly and there is a certain aroma... not fragrant meadow... not quite cotton blossom either.
  2. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    You are a bad, bad man.
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  3. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    p.u.s.s.y cat . . . :rolleyes:
  4. bombaysapphire

    bombaysapphire Star commenter

    Sympathies - that sounds s h i t :p

    Having finally finished work, I am on the sofa with the log burner roaring giving one of my dogs a cuddle. I am also watching Masterchef the Professionals and reading a magazine. Multi-tasking a go go
    emerald52, RepelloInimicum and kibosh like this.
  5. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    A sympathsier! You're probably in cahoots.
  6. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    If the child isn't at home you could blame her.
  7. thatmaninthehat

    thatmaninthehat Occasional commenter

    Lanokia trust me it will work.Just needs a bit of perseverance keep pouring it down constantly without overflowing the toilet.I'm not a scientist but it eventually created a vacuum effect.Have we no science teachers on here who can comment on this?What is the point of an expensive education if we can't unblock a toilet?
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  8. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Or cathoots.

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  9. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    A sort of 5 week delayed blockage?

    She's bright... but not that bright ...
  10. Didactylos4

    Didactylos4 Star commenter

    Could be a failed kamikaze rat then.......

    I like to spread a little joy about on a cold November evening :D
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  11. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Let me know how the enzymes work and the phasor if you get one.
    Bio washing detergent?
  12. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Aah that sounds nice...

    I'd try cuddling NaziKat but I value the integrity of my skin.
  13. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    It's nearly always babywipes. They don't breakdown/dissolve like toilet paper. Saying that, the revelation the Mrs Lan has been scraping her plate into - it just might have it's own 'fatberg'

    Can't get my head around that - who would do that and why???
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  14. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Don't joke... we've had a rat get in here before... though we think NaziKat brought it in... he's ''loving'' like that.
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  15. Dragonlady30

    Dragonlady30 Star commenter

    Have you tried washing soda and boiling water?

    Just a thought.
  16. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    She's only done it a couple of times in fairness until I told her to stop... so I doubt she's done enough for a fatberg.
  17. rachel_g41

    rachel_g41 Occasional commenter

    Yes! It was. And I remember that because 1995 was also the year the French were testing nuclear weapons in the pacific (well they have to test them somewhere) and there was some kind of algerian bombing campaign going on in France. The fact that the thaw came before New Year meant that I could, after all, travel to London to see a friend for Hogmanay - we went to see a comic who made a joke about those bombs which I remember to this day because he thanked me when I was the only one who laughed out loud.
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  18. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Would need to buy washing soda... which I could do tomorrow.
  19. Didactylos4

    Didactylos4 Star commenter

    A whole bottle of bleach might work
    But, from experience I advise against using petrol and a lighted match to blow it away.......
    It never ends well
    Or cleanly
  20. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I have read the description...

    An easy all functional tool for the explorer on the go. Excellent at defeating Romulans, subduing rowdy crewmen and unblocking nasty Klingons in the plumbing.

    Might be the tool for me after all!

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