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Friday night (****) poetry corner for the very very bored.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by jacob, Jun 24, 2005.

  1. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Ofsted gits have gone away
    I don't like what they had to say
    I felt like Harry Potter
    When the dementors got her!
  2. Glad that OFSTEd bods have gone
    Now be of good cheer.
    Relax and have a good weekend
    with lots footy, sex and beer
  3. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Footy does not interest me
    And beer I do not have
    As to the second one you state
    You take me for a chav?
    Upon my sex life I'll not say
    Tis not your business anyway
    Its not that I am really state
    Its cos I really just got laid!
  4. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter


  5. am pruning and preening all ready for him
    cant wait for the time that he gets in
    Now that Jacobs satisfied
    It must be my turn soon
    When my man returns from work
    we'll head to the bedroom
  6. My goodness me!

    I disappear for a while
    And where are the odes to make me smile?
  7. andromache

    andromache New commenter

    my other half is in the usa
    so i'm in a mood quite like medusa
  8. My OH has mad me sad
    Or actually I could be mad!
    Phoned to say he will be late
    And be at home for half past eight.
    No sign of him yet
    The stupid get
    He will roll in drunk
    Maybe I should pack his trunk!

    I apologise to any real poets out there!!
  9. No real poets out there at all
    They have got drunk and begun to fall
    Off their elevated perch
    And left us poor plebs in the lurch!
  10. sorry i missed the friday night muse
    Needed some sleep, a really long snooze.
    Ready to get on with all my reports
    They are still not all finished and I've run out of thoughts.
    Would rather be spending my weekend in bed
    but find myself here procrastinating instead.
    So cheers to all you organised ones
    who can spend your weekend having some fun.
    I'll stop moaning now and get on with it
    cuz if they're not done by Monday I'm really in s***
  11. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    This thread I would like to get
    To 1000 posts or better yet
    Perhapsrevived it should not be
    But I have already had my tea.
  12. Its Friday again
    Its the middle of summer
    Though with all this rain
    Its a bit of a bummer
    who cares about wind?
    Who cares about rain?
    I'll get vodka'd or gin'd
    just to stay sane

  13. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Who you calling bad? I was being metaphorical!
  14. metaphorical
    poets are to balme
    for the rain
  15. balme????

  16. A poetry forum for the likes of us?
    How simply delightful, and off I rush
    with a skip in my step and a spring in my heel
    I will publish my wordplay with phenomenal zeal.
  17. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Whilst adding up to many posts
    I fear we fail to please our hosts
    Cos after all you gormless lot
    Bloody friday it is not!
  18. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Tis Friday, shall I start?
    With erudition in my lines
    I hope to wake some of you up
    Come on you lazy swines!
  19. I wanna slap Welshbloke - I despair
    Cos he making reference about me hair
    It really makes me want to cringe
    When he refers to me as a ginge...

    GRRRRR!!! *SLAP*

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