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Fluff!

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Flere-Imsaho, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    Is nobody buying a wedding outfit or having a make-up conundrum or struggling with family feuds or domestic appliances or shagging a colleague in the book cupboard or anything?
    It's all got a bit opinionated over here of late. Fight back!*














    *Pictures of rainbows, unicorns and kittens a step too far - please exercise restraint.
     
    Motherofchikkins likes this.
  2. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Belly button fluff? I can give you some of that. (Might be a bit sweaty.)
     
  3. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    What colour is it, @jacob?
     
  4. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    All belly button fluff is blue, don't you know nuffin?
     
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  5. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    I'm not shagging any colleagues, but I could make an effort if you think it would be for the good of TES.
     
  6. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    Not so. It varies with the shirt colour of the day.
     
  7. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    I think so.
    Do you have a colleague in mind?
    ;)
     
  8. foxtail3

    foxtail3 Star commenter

    I'm looking for a wedding outfit!
    I have a family feud
    Bought new make up yesterday
    Domestic appliances are always tricky
    Not shagging anyone in broom cupboards or book cupboards, although I do know of a couple of married teachers (not to each other) who did.
     
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  9. Lascarina

    Lascarina Star commenter

    I absolutely cannot believe that you have started this thread, Flere, because I was just about to start one myself with the exact same title! Great minds think alike.
     
  10. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Well, he's not exactly a colleague as such but there is quite a fit bloke who comes in to teach the kids football on Thursdays.
     
  11. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    I've just realised that I've got a bit of a crush on Adam Hills (Last Leg) if that helps.
     
    sabrinakat and Flere-Imsaho like this.
  12. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    I saw some gambolling baby lambs today.
     
  13. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    i think we need a new thread on each of the first four. Maybe a general workplace romances one for the last bit.
    ;)
     
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  14. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    How will you lure him into the book cupboard? It could be the PE store if that's easier?
     
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  15. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    Depends on what else you are wearing and whether there are any other sources of fluff to accumulate. Belly button fluff is not just from the nearest garment, though being naked does tend to cut down on the accumulation. A mix of general fibres of all colours ends up blue, well known scientific fact, ask Brian Cox.
     
  16. Flere-Imsaho

    Flere-Imsaho Star commenter

    Sources of fluff other than what you are wearing? Jacob, what have you been up to?
    :eek::oops:
     
  17. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    What about rainbow BUTTERFLY unicorn kittens with a touch of sparkles?...

    I have a lovely picture (or two.....) :eek:
     
    aspensquiver_2 likes this.
  18. Lascarina

    Lascarina Star commenter

    Those pictures are too twee for words.:eek:
     
    aspensquiver_2 likes this.
  19. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    Can we get away with shagging on here?
    Why isn't it asterisked?
     
  20. RedQuilt

    RedQuilt Star commenter

    I expect it'll be asterisked fairly soon...
     
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