I is not a fan of the directerror Quentin Taranteabag an my dad sez I shunt watch vilence. Anyways I sneakered a look. If bad flims is turkeys this Inglobulus Bustards wuz oven ready and self bastering! Brad Armpit who wuz a pincushion in Troy wuz pullin a face like he wuz const ... conster... like he cuddnt poo, an wuz doin a dodgy accent wiv a dodgy mustash. I din like it, it wuz obril. It made Slash of the Titans look good, in fact it wuz a vidyo nasti. But I is lookin forward to watchin Robbin Udd wot is like Gladiater in tights an as an implawsibul plot (no change there then). Annuver flim wot I watchd wuz Smerlock Nomes wiv Jood Law an Ironman. That wuz **** too as they used stuff wot ant bin invented yet an I dint see the point of all that slowmo bashin. Praps the directerer wuz finkin e wuz Sam Pekinpoo. I also fort Docter Watson’s girlfren looked too old an Smerlock’s girlfren wuz miscasted bein er from the Time Travelators Waif wiv Eric Banana. I fink they might have got a smack for sinkin that boat.