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Farting son-in-law

Discussion in 'Personal' started by katycustard, May 6, 2012.

  1. katycustard

    katycustard Occasional commenter

    My son-in-law is sitting in my living room farting like a trouper. They are loud and smelly, any advice?!
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  2. katycustard

    katycustard Occasional commenter

    My son-in-law is sitting in my living room farting like a trouper. They are loud and smelly, any advice?!
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  3. Show him this:
    STOP FARTING.
     
  4. dozymare1957

    dozymare1957 Occasional commenter

    If you can't beat him, join him![​IMG]
     
  5. kittylion

    kittylion Established commenter

    Hold a lighted match to his backside
     
  6. katycustard

    katycustard Occasional commenter

    I guess I should feel flattered that he feels suitably at home to express himself so clearly!
     
  7. lurk_much

    lurk_much Occasional commenter

    kick him out
     
  8. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

    Has your dog started blaming your son in law yet?
     
  9. snowstorm

    snowstorm New commenter

    Join him in unison!
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  10. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    My Son in Law doesn't fart.
    He's Practically Perfect in Every Way [​IMG]
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  11. Take precautions and see how brave he is...

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  12. InkyP

    InkyP Star commenter

    Ice skating style score cards?
     
  13. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    A cork!
     
  14. open a window whilst tutting loudly
    yeuch - he might not be able to help himself, but he could at least go outside for a while
     
  15. angiebabe

    angiebabe New commenter

    Obviously some digestion problems here. Suggest some charcoal tablets or a change in diet!
     
  16. PlymouthMaid

    PlymouthMaid Occasional commenter

    You poor thing. I wasnt sure who to blame for the cabbage farts in our living room last night, OH or the dog, they blamed each other. I had to light my chef candle to remove the revolting stench..
     
  17. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

  18. phatsals

    phatsals Occasional commenter

    I had a Y5 class with terrible gas problems. Carpet time was like trench warfare, I fully expected to lose one or two during a heavy gas attack.
    I introduced a rule of quick dash for the door when an attack was due (perpetrator, not victims). Many a Y5 boy was to be seen poking their posterior into the corridor and giggling.
    Imagine my joy when a troupe of Inspectors glided towards the classroom when one such boy appeared, rear first. They had to cut their way through and sensibly moved on, down towards another classroom.
    It's an ill wind etc.....
     
  19. clear_air

    clear_air New commenter

    Teeee heeeee! Did you open all the windows and ask him if he needed to toilet? What on earth did you give him for tea? Have you suggested the daughter lays off the beans in toast for a bit?
     
  20. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

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