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Discussion in 'Personal' started by blazer, Sep 11, 2019.

  1. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Just picked this up from Richard Osman on Twitter.

    Herr Flick sang at Winston Churchill's funeral.

    Add your own facts below
  2. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Niagara Falls has moved 7 miles in the last 10000 years due to erosion.
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  3. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Tears don't flow in space... they just pool around the eyes.

    Imagine doing a space walk and getting emotional at the sight of the planet... and your tears pool around your eyes and you can't wipe your face...
    bevdex, Mrsmumbles and primarycat like this.
  4. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    1/100th of a second is called a jiffy... it is actually a unit of time.
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  5. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Antarctica is the only snake free continent... why do I have brain space for this?
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  6. Owennnn

    Owennnn Occasional commenter

    A factoid is not always true, it is a piece of unreliable information that is repeated enough to seem true
    nizebaby and colpee like this.
  7. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Such as...

    Before Chris Columbus everyone thought the world was flat.... no, they didn't... they''d known it was a sphere [or an oblate epsiloid] since ancient Greek times...

    But people still cling to it...
  8. grumbleweed

    grumbleweed Lead commenter

    I had a headteacher we used to call Herr Flic. Don't know if she ever knew.
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  9. colpee

    colpee Star commenter

    Lots of educational theory can be thus lumped as ‘factoid’!
  10. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Likewise I had a factory superintendent who was also known as Herr Flick
  11. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    He did sing but only once!
  12. Rott Weiler

    Rott Weiler Star commenter Forum guide

    Who is Herr Flic(k)?
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  13. Flowersinspring

    Flowersinspring Senior commenter

    Herr Flick of zee Gestapo. Often to be seen with Helgaaaaaa.
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  14. Rott Weiler

    Rott Weiler Star commenter Forum guide

    nope, sorry, that doesn't help me....:)
  15. florian gassmann

    florian gassmann Star commenter

    Helga, we know what the future has in store. One day the Gestapo might become unpopular. You may kiss me now:


    Nobody would dare to touch a Gestapo sausage! (Said after Van Klomp's painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies was hidden in a gigantic wurst that was concealed down a trouser leg).
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2019
  16. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    If you spell "Boris Johnson" backwards you get an extract from a Black Sabbath song.
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  17. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

  18. Rott Weiler

    Rott Weiler Star commenter Forum guide

    The pics didn't help so resorted to google.

    Gestapo officer in Allo Allo apparently. Which explains why I didn't know. It's the most unfunny programme I've ever come across, and it's still a mystery me how so many people seem to find the Gestapo a suitable subject for a TV comedy series (gets off soapbox ;) )
  19. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Stupid woman!!!!!!!
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  20. mothorchid

    mothorchid Star commenter

    That's some Good Moaning, @Rott Weiler

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