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Evil mothers and maggots

Discussion in 'Personal' started by anon3372, Jul 24, 2011.

  1. I am an evil mother.
    My son left some chicken wing remains in his cup next to his bed.
    I waited until maggots were there.
    He was nearly sick.
    Now he has learned his lesson.
    Yes, I am evil (god, I so wanted to throw that cup out a few days ago).
     
  2. That was brilliant, not evil at all!
     
  3. Middlemarch

    Middlemarch Star commenter

    Evil, but clearly effective!
     
  4. It was hard - I really felt sick myself. But he had to see it.

     
  5. vannie

    vannie Lead commenter

    Aaah the old waiting game! Good for you.
    Have had something similar going with my son and his bedroom. But so far it has been 18 months and he has failed to notice.
    Sigh.

     
  6. Middlemarch

    Middlemarch Star commenter

    Ooh, ooh, has the left-over nastiness evolved into a new life form yet?
     
  7. Ha! Ha!
    I am waiting.
    I stuffed the cup in his face and he nearly vomited - and then said "I threw it all away, Mum".
    So who left the chicken wings - the tooth fairy?

     
  8. colpee

    colpee Lead commenter

    In future put unwanted chicken wings in someone else's bedroom
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

    Just wait till he moves into a shared house.Nasy things can happen there if you don't do your washing up, clean your room, empty the fridge of old stuff and do your clothes washing.
     
  10. I know, I was a student once.
    He is utterly shocked.
    And I do not care. About time he learned. If he does it again, I will stick the maggots up his nose.
     
  11. vannie

    vannie Lead commenter

    There are evil smelling things in there that will no doubt form the basis of David Attenborough's new series - coming up this Autumn on BBC1 .....
    He proclaims himself 'not bovvered' whenever the subject is broached.
    I wait until he really wants something then we get a cursory 'tidy'.
    He's meant to be moving into the attic room - more space - so that his current room can be used as a guest room but as it is I can't see this happening.
    I'm very close to just shoving the whole lot in black bin bags.
     
  12. anon468

    anon468 New commenter

    Ooooooh! That must have taken some willpower, CQ. [​IMG]
    Grim, but effective strategy. [​IMG]
     
  13. what is likely to happen if i leave the half-drunk coffee and rotting bananas in miss p's room?
    sounds a splendid idea.
     
  14. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Do it! Do it!
     

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