This morning I popped into the playground of a local primary school for a quick look round the farmers' market there. I noticed a small building with a notice saying 'Enhanced Childrens Centre'(sic) and wondered what its purpose is and in what way the children are enhanced. Are they being genetically modified perhaps or maybe given cosmetic enhancement with rouge and eye shadow. Could it possibly be a paediatric tattoo and piercing parlour? Any ideas?