We had a Maths teacher who was permanently ******. The Heidie would pop into the room for a 'visit' and both of them would nip into this big, walk-in, stores cupboard and stay there for ages. They would come out reeking of whisky. She was regularly so drunk she could barely walk and would just stand and sway, whilst holding onto a bannister. Her eyes were permanently unfoccused. The Head of Physics had a penchant for grabbing boys by the ear. One day he pulled too hard and tore/ripped a boys ear. He would also come in and shout and scream at our physics teacher. Our physics teacher was a poor soul who we all ran riot with mercilessly. We set fire to the wooden benches with bunsen burners and played strip poker in class.