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Dublin Fire Brigade advice

Discussion in 'Personal' started by sparkleghirl, Oct 31, 2018.

  1. sparkleghirl

    sparkleghirl Star commenter

  2. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    Learned that in the Girl Guides!
     
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  3. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    Here's my tip.

    Don't buy flammable tat and dress your kids up in it.
     
  4. sparkleghirl

    sparkleghirl Star commenter

    Yes. It was the accompanying video of Neymar I found amusing.
     
  5. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Does it work for spontaneous human combustion?
     
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  6. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    No! Leave spontaneous human combustion alone! Stop rewriting Dickens!

    “What, in the devil’s name,” he says, is this! Look at my fingers!” A thick, yellow liquor defiles them, which is offensive to the touch and sight and more offensive to the smell. a stagnant, sickening oil with some natural repulsion in it that makes them both shudder.
     
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  7. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Are you trying to leave an internet trail of Irish interest to bolster your application for a passport?
     
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  8. sparkleghirl

    sparkleghirl Star commenter

    Ha!! Excellent idea!
     
  9. sparkleghirl

    sparkleghirl Star commenter

    And noone commented on the humour in their message. Hey ho.
     
  10. Fleecyblanket

    Fleecyblanket New commenter

    Who is noone?
     
  11. ABCCBA123321

    ABCCBA123321 Occasional commenter

    It made me smirk this morning (as much as anything's going to make me smirk on half term with two kids bickering and one of whom was busted reading under the duvet at 3am this morning so is horridly overtired today)
     
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