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Doughnut TES.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Jamvic, Jul 13, 2020.

  1. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Bit of fun at our own expense.

    Examples of common TES posts/comments/poster styles if they were linked to the donut doughnut system of social media.

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    TES:

    You must provide a link/evidence for that doughnut.

    I’m fairly indifferent to doughnuts but am going to argue vehemently against them anyway just to be awkward.

    You must be extreme left/right wing if you say you like/don’t like doughnuts.

    Poll: People who eat doughnuts don’t believe climate change or racism exists. Yes/No.

    Anymore? :D
     
  2. Oscillatingass

    Oscillatingass Star commenter

    All you Brexit voting barstewards will be crying when there is a doughnut shortage next year and it will serve you all right because you are all old, witless and you read the Daily Fail.
     
  3. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Ofsted couldn’t successfully inspect doughnuts in a doughnut factory.
     
  4. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Yes.

    "I grew up in the days when all we had was bitter gruel, salted on Sundays, and no Americanisms such as donuts had yet found their way over here. People were much nicer then"
     
  5. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    I felt the need to correct it to doughnuts too.
     
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  6. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Gove just doesn’t deserve doughnuts.

    Cummings would travel miles to get his hands on some doughnuts.

    The entire INSET was about doughnuts!

    Do you remember when doughnuts were bigger?
     
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2020
  7. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Kids today don’t know they’re born. When I were a lad we were so poor us kids had to share the bit in the middle and be grateful.
     
  8. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    Doughnuts caused covid. It started in a doughnut factory in China but don't worry, Trump's got it all under control.
     
  9. Katzenjammer

    Katzenjammer Occasional commenter

    Luxury: we couldn't even afford to buy the holes; and when we'd not eaten them our dad would thrash us to sleep with a stale balm cake once every Preston Guild if we were lucky......
     
  10. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    :D Nearly choked on my cuppa.
     
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  11. nizebaby

    nizebaby Star commenter

    Police brutality in the USA is fuelled by doughnuts.
     
  12. nizebaby

    nizebaby Star commenter

    Sorry - a bit tasteless perhaps.
     
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  13. rosievoice

    rosievoice Star commenter

    Many doughnuts are.
     
  14. Ellakits

    Ellakits Lead commenter

    If only!
     
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  15. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    We have world beating doughnuts.
     
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  16. ilovesooty

    ilovesooty Star commenter

    We have oven ready doughnuts.
     
  17. Mainwaring

    Mainwaring Lead commenter

    When I last taught in the UK to call someone a donut (sic) was an insult with a sexual undertone. Quite clearly, colleagues, you are all in need of donut sensitivity training.
     
  18. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Ooooh, the voice of reason!
     
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  19. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    The Irish, Scots and Welsh need to remember from where their doughnuts come.
     
  20. Jamvic

    Jamvic Star commenter

    Nicola Sturgeon makes Boris Johnson look like a doughnut.
     
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