I think I probably am and I'll tell you why. I don't carry a phone around with me nor feel I will somehow lose out by not keeping up with whatever it is that people spend their days studying on them. I don't do facebook or twitter, since having looked at both, I frankly don't see the point. I am happy to share anecdotes about my life when the occasion arises in conversation, but don't feel the need to give a running commentary of it to the extent I would post photos of my dinner. I couldn't tell you the names of many celebrities, nor recognise a picture of many. I don't know whether their celebrity came from being a film star, model or member of a boy band. I rarely watch TV, but I listen a lot to the wireless. I refuse to pay extra just to have a designer label on my jeans, have never followed trends in fashion, prefer to wear clothes that feel comfortable and loathe the need to dress for an occasion. I won't queue for anything that takes longer than a supermarket queue does. Wild horses couldn't drag me in to be part of a reality TV audience and I refuse to discuss such programmes unless they are a vehicle for comedy. I wouldn't thank my grandchildren if they asked me to take them to Disneyland or McDonalds and if they still had conscription, I'd find a way of avoiding it. Beat that.