A colleague of mine has been very ill (rectum problems, bits cut away, cough splutter). Is also lactose intolerant. Is there a wee cake I can bake that will not make his rectum explode? (sorry to be so explicit!) If lapin is around - he is a golf fanatic, so a wee cake with a golf theme would be great. There is that other poster who is so great at cakes, I am so ashamed, I forget the name! Hey, if you are reading, help! I mean, that is what you are all there for, innit? The impossible?