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Disgusting version of 'What Would You Choose?'

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by bacardibreezer, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

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    This is so hard bb..........................I'm thinking and thinking. Which one? Which one????????? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Gosh - I really can't decide..................................................................
    I'm going to go for the vomit........................................
    Be held under water 'till you feel death is certain or being forced to cross the M25 at noon. (Both things you are saved at the last minute)
     
  2. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    M25.
    Kiss a dog's bum or drink a cat's wee?
     
  3. oggiehurler

    oggiehurler New commenter

    Kiss a dog's bum...eek!!
    Bucket of pigs blood on your head or bucket of pigs semen on your head?
     
  4. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Pig's blood.....eek.....help!
    A night spent sitting in a chair, forced to keep awake, in a dark room with scary noises and cobwebs brushing up against you or being hung above a river by a crane - you are tied on by a rope - for 2 hours in the rain with it swinging and lowering your foot into the water every now and again
     
  5. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    You lot are sadists! What a stupid game!

    I'll take the chair :)

    For a whole day - become Mrs Gove or Anne Boleyn?
     
  6. Oh, that had better be Anne Boleyn then!

    Walking through a pit full of warty toads, or a pit full of beetles?
     
  7. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Slugs.
    Watching a weekend marathon of Top Gear or eating your own eyeballs?
     
  8. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Ho! Ho! lardy [​IMG]
    Eat my own eyeballs
    Teach in a classroom with a one way mirror so you could be observed by anyone anytime or have the most difficult pupil in the country in your class for a year?
     
  9. les25paul

    les25paul Star commenter

    What a disgusting childish game [​IMG]
    I love it [​IMG]
    Elephant farting
    Would you rather sit on a hedgehog or cow pat (bare bottomed of course)?
     
  10. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Cow pat - especially if my bum is bare at this time of year as cow pats are steaming warm.

    What would you have landing on your head: a bucket of pee or a bucket of semen? (Les, you're right - this is a disgusting game!!)
     
  11. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Pee
    Would you rather walk around all day at school with a brown skid mark on the bum of your new white trousers or have your skirt tucked into your pants all day and even when you go to the loo you still tuck it back there?
     
  12. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Clegg. At least it would be over and done with in a month!

    Smeg or diarrhoea in your sandwhich? (And you have to eat it!)
     
  13. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Rat poo.
    Creamer for your coffee: a tramp's phlegm or sperm?
     
  14. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Sperm.

    If you had to eat either a bowl of dandruff or crisp bag half full of scabs, which would you choose? (Yum!)
     
  15. les25paul

    les25paul Star commenter

    Scabs (doesn't everyone eat their own scabs anyway?)
    Whats worse a dinner date with a Zombie or with one of those ugly aliens from the Predator films?
    Oh I forgot French Kissing your date afterwards is compulsory.
     
  16. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Dinner date with the zombie
    Cup of tea with gone off milk or a mouldy cheese sandwich?
     
  17. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Definitely the cup of tea - I have one like that at least once a week an' it's never dun me no 'arm!!

    Find out that your lasagne contains a scabby donkey or a pox-ridden fox?
     
  18. oggiehurler

    oggiehurler New commenter

    Scabby donkey
    Lick a dog's bum - lick a cat's bum?
     
  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Cat poo burger as there is more bread, gherkins and mayo to disguise the taste.
    Spending the night sleeping next to a stinking drunk who hasn't washed for a year under a hot duvet with the window shut or sleeping under a moving duvet filled with wriggling maggots
     
  20. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    I think I'll go for the maggots.
    Eat the contents of a tramp's belly button or what can be dug out from the big toe of a long distance runner who's suffering with a fungal foot infection?
     

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