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Disgusting version of 'What Would You Choose?'

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by bacardibreezer, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Slight variation on the original. If you had a gun to your head and were forced to choose between two disgusting activities, which would you choose? (I spent many happy hours playing this game with my brother when we were about 12!) I'll start off fairly gently with one we have probably all had to do at some point: clean up diarrhoea or vomit?
     
  2. BB!!!!!!!!!
    nooooo - lots of us work with small children and it is too close to home [​IMG]
     
  3. ps how is the dog?
     
  4. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    mould-can't stand those wriggly, squirmy white things.......
    green snot or green phlegm....[​IMG]
     
  5. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Urk! Green snot!

    Blood or urine?
     
  6. oggiehurler

    oggiehurler New commenter



    Drink urine...just the thought of drinking runny snot is making me heave.

    Dead mouse in your boot or dead frog in your boot.
     
  7. sparklepig2002

    sparklepig2002 Star commenter

    Don't mention frogs-I had an nasty incident with a frog and a lawn mower...[​IMG]
    Dead mouse
    Stepping in dog poo or someone else's chewing gum?
     
  8. comenius

    comenius New commenter

    beheaded
    picking your nose and eating it or picking your nose and flicking it!
     
  9. oggiehurler

    oggiehurler New commenter

    Picking nose and flicking it...far more satisfying...
    Do the wild thing with the headteacher...or the deputy?
     
  10. I'm the DH ....so DH (is self love allowed?) [​IMG]
    When sneezing too late to get out a tissue - wipe hands on clothes or lick away?
     
  11. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Wipe hands on clothes.
    Me and my sister used to call this 'What would you rather have?' and used to play it walking to school.
    Would you rather fall flat on your face in the middle of a busy shopping centre or suddenly throw up whilst looking at the shampoos in ASDA on a Saturday afternoon?
     
  12. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Fall over -rather have ridicule than revulsion.
    Incontinence - which sort?
     
  13. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    Better to wee oneself than poo - too squelchy when sitting.
    A slug crawling on your pillow when you lay your head down to sleep or a spider wriggling around your private bodily parts?
     
  14. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Slug.
    Walking in on the HT having a poo or pleasuring himself?
     
  15. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    [​IMG]Ho, ho!!!!!
    Pleasuring himself would be preferable. What if he had diorreah (however you spell it) - that'd be embarrassing.
    Your bra falling off in public from under your completely sheer t.shirt or your pants dropping down followed by your skirt?
     
  16. lardylady

    lardylady Star commenter

    Definitetly the bra, although I'd be in danger of tripping over my knockers.
    Bending down and farting in front of your class or in front of the assembled staff?
     
  17. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    [​IMG]Ho ho!
    Definately in front of the staff.
    Seen snogging and fondling the lunchbox of your latest chap by the head or a pupil?
     
  18. egyptgirl

    egyptgirl Senior commenter

    By HT. Blood or bile?
     
  19. ShowerGel

    ShowerGel Lead commenter

    blood
    Walking around with your skirt tucked into your knickers as you take a whole school assembly or on a Saturday afternoon in Tesco for your whole trolley load including as you wait at the checkout?
     
  20. bacardibreezer

    bacardibreezer New commenter

    Tesco!
    Eat someone else's poo (not diarrhoea - more a chocolate truffle texture) or vomit (including diced carrots). Now, this is more like the version I played with my brother :)

    For the poster unsure how to spell 'diarrhoea' - the mnemonic I use is 'dash in a real rush hurry or exploding ****'!
     
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