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Ding dong bell.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by felltogroundinberkeleysquare, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    I was just having a quiet day today, and had laid out a few bits of parma ham on a tray to have with my cauli- cheese. More fool me, as one of the terrorists ( Boris or Ghengis) have eaten it whilst I was on here. The evidence, cat prints round the sink.

    Can I phone a lawyer?

    Or am I stupid? Fortunately, I have more parma ham.:D
     
  2. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    You want to take out an injunction against your cat?

    I should imagine any lawyer worthy of the title would be only too willing to relieve you of a couple of hundred quid to discuss this with you.
     
  3. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    Indeed, but it makes you wonder how long you would last if you popped your clogs and no-body found out for a day or two?
     
  4. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    A very long time, I suspect. My cat would only feast on me whilst I was still very fresh. She'd rather starve otherwise.

    Not sure the dogs would be so particular.
     
  5. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    They do say you are only ever 24 hours away from a revolution without a meal, but they have had plenty of Felix today, so they have struck lucky!
     
  6. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    PS, how do I get rid of that dot on my head?
     
  7. grumpydogwoman

    grumpydogwoman Star commenter

    You don't like your dot? Oh, edit profile or something.
     
  8. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    I have tried and not ticked the box, but it won't go away, like some men.
     
  9. Jude Fawley

    Jude Fawley Star commenter

    Or some omen.
     
  10. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    Some omen or some women Jude?
     
  11. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    I am well into omens at the moment, since it is all my daughter 1 talks about, such as seeing a stag running afront my car for a mile after my son's wedding, is a sign, which was a little weird to say the least, but it was 3am in the morning, when more stags are no doubt about their duties.
     
  12. Lascarina

    Lascarina Star commenter

    Is Felix the builder you hoped to be going out with on Xmas day?
     
  13. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

  14. felltogroundinberkeleysquare

    felltogroundinberkeleysquare Established commenter

    Some men have many talents.
     
  15. Spiritwalkerness

    Spiritwalkerness Star commenter

    Only you will see it - if you have unchecked the box to say 'hide me' or whatever it is.
     
  16. Cantandmorecant

    Cantandmorecant Lead commenter

    An omen of what?
     
  17. Ladykaza

    Ladykaza Senior commenter

    I foolishly left cupcakes out on the rack at the weekend. Found one bit of icing licked and a footprint on another which left me in no need of forensics to identify the culprit!

    They'll eat anything- Give the so and so's cheap lidl cat food though.......
     

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