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dick pictures

Discussion in 'Personal' started by aypi, Jul 14, 2019.

  1. sbkrobson

    sbkrobson Star commenter

    Very good.
    There really is no end to your wit.
  2. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I alway felt the phrase "Nobody likes a bent copper" lost something when public lavatories were no longer able to use the 1d coin machines they used when I was a kid.

    It's one of the odd things we had in the pre-decimal currency era, that it wasn't uncommon to find bent pennies in your change. I have no idea how they came to be bent, but if you owned one and it was the only penny coin you had, you couldn't spend a penny when you really needed to.
  3. hs9981

    hs9981 Established commenter

    Costadinos Contostavlos has a lot to answer for.
  4. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Retirement isn't being good to you.
  5. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    I had to impress Maleficent face to face.
  6. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Sticking fingers in each other's mouths?
  7. Spoofer4114

    Spoofer4114 Occasional commenter

    Does this count as a Dick pic?

  8. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Star commenter

    We used to bend old pence by getting the local tram to run over them when we placed them on the tram lines lol
    cissy3 likes this.
  9. Lalad

    Lalad Star commenter

    Please include a warning for those of us of a sensitive disposition before posting obscenities like that!
  10. hs9981

    hs9981 Established commenter

    It really hangs to the right! How is it even possible?
    sodalime likes this.
  11. keyboard2

    keyboard2 Established commenter

    When I clicked onto this thread it had 69 posts. This should be the 70th.

    I'm not saying anything else.
  12. Mrsmumbles

    Mrsmumbles Star commenter

    Under the TES word cops’ radar!
  13. drvs

    drvs Star commenter

  14. Mrsmumbles

    Mrsmumbles Star commenter

    Best get out a clingfilm covering!
  15. Mrsmumbles

    Mrsmumbles Star commenter

    Or Ben Dover??!
  16. Mrsmumbles

    Mrsmumbles Star commenter

    Or this:

  17. Mrsmumbles

    Mrsmumbles Star commenter

    They need a JohnThomasnLadyJane app! :D Or not!

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