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Dave's Four New Year Wishes

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Tom_Pubes, Jan 1, 2016.

  1. Tom_Pubes

    Tom_Pubes Senior commenter

    1) a backbone
    2) balls
    3) a bark
    4) teeth. Honestly, he looks like a tortoise. No teeth. You never see them! Chuck him a lettuce leaf!

    Don't worry, Dave. There'll be a leader along soon to sort things out.
  2. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

  3. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    5)Honesty with the electorate (now that would be a first).
    6)Leadership (has he had a charisma bypass?).
  4. ulambasalu

    ulambasalu Occasional commenter

    You can tell the covert Tories

  5. Tom_Pubes

    Tom_Pubes Senior commenter

  6. Tom_Pubes

    Tom_Pubes Senior commenter

    We will never get honesty from Cameron. You've more chance of getting a referendum out of him!
  7. JohnJCazorla

    JohnJCazorla Star commenter

    He's not there to lead, just to be a presentable face (my mother-in-law likes him) rather than our real overlords.
  8. The_Admirable_Loobucket

    The_Admirable_Loobucket Occasional commenter

    Who are the real overlords?
    Horatio_HBlows likes this.
  9. jacob

    jacob Lead commenter

    The Chinese (they own most of Britain already)
  10. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    I think the word 'farce' is more in tune.
  11. lexus300

    lexus300 Star commenter

    Along with the Russians and the Saudi's.

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