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Daughter showed me this today - love it!

Discussion in 'Personal' started by giraffe, May 13, 2011.

  1. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Each to their own!
    Made my toes curl
  2. On a par with most rap, utter bollocks. If you think that's funny, may I point you in the direction of Benny Hill, the Black and White Minstrel Show, Bernard Manning and Jim Davison?

    cyolba, showing her age again :)
  3. tartetatin

    tartetatin New commenter

    Her age?
    Are you of my gender, cyolba?
    Nooooo! [​IMG]
  4. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I couldn't care less what gender you were - I still want to make love to your mind all night long, and then for at least 10minutes in the morning [​IMG]
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous New commenter

  6. I am above such trivial things as "gender".

    cyolba, a higher order of pan-dimensional being :)
  7. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    What a coincidence, I've always really been into these higher order pan-dimensional beings. Honest.

  8. tartetatin

    tartetatin New commenter

    moi aussi!
    *shoves Kibosh out of the way* [​IMG]
  9. Ooh, a fight! Over me! How....

    often that happens.

    But which is tarty and which bosh?

    cyolba, avoiding the mud wrestling pics for fear of sending oldsomeman over the edge :)
  10. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I'm not the tarty one!!!! [​IMG]
    Oh cyolba, your head must be throbbing, with this unadulterated lust and longing [​IMG]
  11. One can get used to anything...

    cyolba, off to have his cake and eat it :)
  12. tartetatin

    tartetatin New commenter

    You're the one on the left, cyolba. The others are myself, kibosh and seren!
  13. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    See if you can spot us adoring fans in this photo taken in April 2011.
  14. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Just realised that we, the fans, are all Scottish. Poor Cyolba! [​IMG]
  15. That does indeed lower your desirability. Still, I'm an open minded man, so you'll all get a chance to prove your worthiness. It mahy mean parting with money on your parts - I've heard that can be a sticking point for pasty white ginger lasses with chips on both shoulders.

    cyolba, not at all racist (after all, Scottishness is more of an illness than a race) :)
  16. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Lol [​IMG] Now, hit us with the bad news!
  17. This is an actual photo of me if you want the really bad news:

    I was called muppet face at school - I still don't know why.

    cyolba, scaring kids for more than 10 years :)
  18. giraffe

    giraffe New commenter

    Goodness nose why!
  19. tartetatin

    tartetatin New commenter

    Right enough, lol ... and as I'm originally from Paisley, I think that'll be me bombed out altogether!!
    Curse this nationality of mine [​IMG]
  20. It's the dress sense that's the worst of it
    A right passion killer (for anyone with less of a libido than me)

    cyolba, more libidinous than a hatful of rabbits :)

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