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Coruscant

Discussion in 'Personal' started by lanokia, Aug 20, 2019.

  1. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    So we're looking at some of the more out of the way destination for next summer...

    With the overthrow of the Palpatine regime, the lifting of travel restrictions and the spaceways now being clear of superweapons (that's no moon!) we thought the time was right for a trip to Coruscant.

    EasySpaceX have recently opened a direct hyperspace route from Luton which is super-convenient for us. I'm really keen to visit the restored Jedi temple as I hear the Skywalker foundation has been doing good work. And some of the sites from the fall of the Old Republic .. especially the sites of the legendary duels...

    But I know that death stick gangs also dominate the lower levels... I heard Wookie security was fairly reliable ...

    Anyway, anyone got any tips for visiting the ever vibrant ecumenopolis at the heart of the New Republic?
     
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  2. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    I haven't visited. But I was wondering about Eroticon VI as a destination. I've heard there is a bit of a red light district though.
     
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  3. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I heard something about threes...
     
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  4. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Is that a recommendation?
     
  5. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Never hurts to try.

    Actually it does hurt to try... couldn't sit down for a week.
     
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  6. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Of course, you could always visit the fabulously beautiful planet of Bethselamin.

    Unfortunately, due to the colossal cumulative erosion problem caused by ten billion tourists per annum, the net balance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete while on the planet is surgically removed from your body weight when you leave; so every time you go to the lavatory there, it is vitally important to get a receipt.

    (Douglas Adams told me this)
     
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  7. monicabilongame

    monicabilongame Star commenter

    I've heard a lot of people jabba about this place
     
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  8. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Jabba don't like it
    Rock the casbah
    Rock the casbah
     
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  9. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Eroticon LXIX might be fun.
     
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  10. Laphroig

    Laphroig Lead commenter

    How about the pleasure planet Risa? It’s in a much better part of the galaxy.
     

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