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Confessions

Discussion in 'Personal' started by Over_the_hill, Sep 16, 2019.

  1. Over_the_hill

    Over_the_hill Star commenter

    Do you have anything you want to secretly confess? I do. I will start (please don’t judge).

    1. I’m actually quite relieved that eldest has gone back to Uni. I will miss them and will enjoy speaking to them regularly and I do love them very much etc but seriously..... I find the mess and stress and being woken up at all hours really hard.

    2. I have decided I really don’t like one of my colleagues.

    3. I have a secret ‘thing’ for a Northern accent. When our caretaker says ‘we are open seven WHILE six’ it makes me go a bit funny inside.

    Love, OTH x
     
    monicabilongame, caress, dzil and 3 others like this.
  2. Dunteachin

    Dunteachin Star commenter

    I'm Northern, and don't say 'seven WHILE six'. What does that mean?o_O

    Secretly confess? On here? With a worldwide audience?
    Let me think about that...:eek:
     
  3. Jude Fawley

    Jude Fawley Star commenter

    I'm poverty-stricken but because I have class and style people think I'm posh.
     
  4. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    I did eat all the pies.
     
  5. lanokia

    lanokia Star commenter

    Is there enough time?

    And posts have a word limit. Speaker's Corner might be the spot for you.
     
  6. BelleDuJour

    BelleDuJour Star commenter

    I have a little bit of a crush on Boris Johnson..................Don't. Say. ANYTHING! :confused::confused::confused:
     
  7. WB

    WB Occasional commenter

    I'm a much better teacher when there's a TA in room.
     
  8. WB

    WB Occasional commenter

    I fancy Terssa May.
     
  9. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    I'm quite worried now about some of the people on here.
     
  10. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.:eek:
     
  11. coffeekid

    coffeekid Star commenter

    To the person who says "I'd confess but then I'd have to kill you" in the time it takes for me to type this, I confess I'm harshly judging you for being so basic.
    Apart from that I'm an open book...
     
    Laphroig likes this.
  12. Mangleworzle

    Mangleworzle Star commenter

    I used to actively dislike a number of the kids I used to teach. I was concerned this might show so I made efforts not to let it show, the result was that sometimes those kids thought I liked them and would hang around at the end of lesson which left me a bit conflicted.

    When I was young like most, I yearned to be cool but of course wasn't. The older I got as a teacher, the more kids would describe me as cool when it had become something that I no longer cared about or strived for. It just puzzled me a bit.

    Oh, and I never was a boxer, it was a rumour that went round the school and persisted for years but stood me in good stead.
     
  13. Orkrider2

    Orkrider2 Star commenter

    Not so much of a confession but I’ve noticed recently that my mum keeps buying clothes in the wrong size, that just happen to be my size, and giving them to me. And she knows I like a certain brand of trainer and just happened to accidentally order 2 pairs so gave one to me. I thought she was getting daft in her old age but it recently occurred to me that with the divorce and everything she’s worried that I don’t have enough money, and knows I’d never take money from her, so keeps ‘accidentally’ buying things that she then just has to give to me. Not ashamed to say I cried for a full half hour when I realised because I’m so damn lucky to have them as parents.
     
  14. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    I thought that Velma from Scooby Doo was a boy in a kilt until I was in my late 20s.
     
  15. hhhh

    hhhh Lead commenter

     
  16. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    I confess this is my favourite name for a copper.
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  17. Doitforfree

    Doitforfree Star commenter

    I'm still laughing ages after I read this. In fact I keep rereading it and laughing some more.
     
    sabrinakat and primarycat like this.
  18. Aquamarina1234

    Aquamarina1234 Star commenter

    I couldn't.
    I'm speechless.
     
  19. Jesmond12

    Jesmond12 Star commenter

    My home was once raided by the drugs squad. Luckily a case of mistaken identity.
     
  20. primarycat

    primarycat Star commenter

    Mine was cordoned off by the police once.
     
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