Well the supply teaching's gone ****-up, my bad knee prevents me from doing any strenuous work and despite my best efforts, people don't appreciate great art when they see it (i.e. my paintings on ebay that are supposed to make me my fortune). So, the guitar's coming out. I shall be performing an evening of classic hits interspersed with wry (or possibly awry) banter, at The Railway Inn, Oswestry, Shropshire, on Friday 16th March. Right by Morrison's car park. No doubt I'll add more shameless gig-plugs nearer the date!