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come and chat in Fifi's cafe

Discussion in 'Modern foreign languages' started by miss sb, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. sam enerve

    sam enerve New commenter

    Happy Birthday, Pierre,
    What are you having?
     
  2. Bother. Crossed with sam, which ruined the effect.
    Didn't know it was your birthday, pierre, but have a drink on me, too.
     
  3. smoothnewt

    smoothnewt Star commenter

    Surely the drinks should be on our new forum "host"?
    Mine's a tonic water.
    Cheers!
     
  4. PierreImport

    PierreImport Administrator

    oh go on, have a drink on me...you are only 21 25 times....so far!
     
  5. sam enerve

    sam enerve New commenter

  6. what generosity Sam!![​IMG]
     
  7. marmot.morveux

    marmot.morveux New commenter

    Un verre de vin rouge s'il vous plait, quelle semaine!
     
  8. PierreImport

    PierreImport Administrator

    THIS USED TO BE SUCH A BUSY BAR.
     
  9. Buy me a drink and I'll stick around for a bit.....[​IMG]
     
  10. PierreImport

    PierreImport Administrator

    The face rings a bell. What are you having?
     
  11. vin rouge je crois o sino un vino rosado.
     
  12. noemie

    noemie Occasional commenter

    any peanuts going?
     
  13. spsmith45

    spsmith45 New commenter

    How do Yorkshiremen take drugs?

    E by gum.
     
  14. HelenMyers

    HelenMyers New commenter

    [​IMG]
    My dad couldn;t stop laughing while he told me this ... for some reason, it did make us chuckle ..
    A man goes into a pet shop. 'Can I buy a fly please?'
    'Sorry, we don;t sell flies' ..
    'But I saw one in the window ....'
    (Translates into all langauges!]
     
  15. marmot.morveux

    marmot.morveux New commenter

    I like that one!

    Too early for booze so....un café allongé s'il vous plait.
    MM
     
  16. As does this one....
    A man takes a suit to the dry cleaners and says to the assistant:
    "I'd like this suit cleaned, but please could you tear a button off the jacket and break the zip on the trousers."
    "We couldn't do that, sir."
    "Why not? You did last time."[​IMG]

    ...a small armagnac please, Fifi...
     
  17. noemie

    noemie Occasional commenter

    At this time of the night, just a coffee please!
    Gamekeeper to little boy: "it's forbidden to fish in this river"
    Boy: "I'm not fishing, I'm just teaching my worm how to swim!"
    Night everyone!
     
  18. My first evening in here this term..........It's very quiet.......where is everyone?...................Oh, bonsoir Fifi.......................un café...............grand ou petit? grand...........................merci.
     
  19. hennapen

    hennapen New commenter

    I know it's a school day but could I possibly have a small scotch to steady my nerves before I have to review our results with the head [​IMG]
     

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