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Discussion in 'Modern foreign languages' started by miss sb, Feb 22, 2005.
Happy Birthday, Pierre,
What are you having?
Bother. Crossed with sam, which ruined the effect.
Didn't know it was your birthday, pierre, but have a drink on me, too.
Surely the drinks should be on our new forum "host"?
Mine's a tonic water.
oh go on, have a drink on me...you are only 21 25 times....so far!
My round. Help yourselves!!!
what generosity Sam!!
Un verre de vin rouge s'il vous plait, quelle semaine!
THIS USED TO BE SUCH A BUSY BAR.
Buy me a drink and I'll stick around for a bit.....
The face rings a bell. What are you having?
vin rouge je crois o sino un vino rosado.
any peanuts going?
How do Yorkshiremen take drugs?
E by gum.
My dad couldn;t stop laughing while he told me this ... for some reason, it did make us chuckle ..
A man goes into a pet shop. 'Can I buy a fly please?'
'Sorry, we don;t sell flies' ..
'But I saw one in the window ....'
(Translates into all langauges!]
I like that one!
Too early for booze so....un café allongé s'il vous plait.
As does this one....
A man takes a suit to the dry cleaners and says to the assistant:
"I'd like this suit cleaned, but please could you tear a button off the jacket and break the zip on the trousers."
"We couldn't do that, sir."
"Why not? You did last time."
...a small armagnac please, Fifi...
At this time of the night, just a coffee please!
Gamekeeper to little boy: "it's forbidden to fish in this river"
Boy: "I'm not fishing, I'm just teaching my worm how to swim!"
My first evening in here this term..........It's very quiet.......where is everyone?...................Oh, bonsoir Fifi.......................un café...............grand ou petit? grand...........................merci.
I know it's a school day but could I possibly have a small scotch to steady my nerves before I have to review our results with the head