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Classics jokes

Discussion in 'Classics' started by sabrinakat, Oct 13, 2015.

  1. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    So a Roman soldier walks into a bar.
    He says: 'Bartender, I 'll have a martinus'
    The bartender replies: 'Don't you mean a martini?'
    To which the Roman says: 'If I had wanted a double, I would have asked.'

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    damnant quod non intellegunt
     
  2. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    cactus.jpg
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    damnant quod non intellegunt
     
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  3. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

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  6. Incommunicado

    Incommunicado Occasional commenter

    dico, dico, dico.... quis erat illa femina quacum te ieri noctu perspexi?
    nulla femina erat.... erat mea uxor.
     
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  7. Incommunicado

    Incommunicado Occasional commenter

    vir in tabernam intravit. "fuit hic vespa mea?", rogavit. "nescio," respondit caupona, "potesne eam describere?"
     
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  8. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    Are you are a member of a ruling nobility in a Greek tragedyy?
    Yes? Oops, bye! The gods will fight over you for their own amusement and ...you're dead!
    No? You'll be fine.
    Are you the friend of a member of a ruling noble? Bye-bye
    Is your mommy or daddy a god/goddesses? Good luck - check who's on your side this week
    or....let's entertian the masses with the tragedies of the past ....
     
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  9. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    Man goes to the forum, wife is at home. It is getting later and later and when he finally returns, she asks 'what took so long?' he replies: 'I was waiting for the verb' (boom-boom!)
     
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  10. sabrinakat

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  12. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    Did you hear about the frog who learnt Latin prose composition?

    The other frogs said of him, "Scribit, scribit..."

    courtesy of grumpydogwoman..........
     
  13. Incommunicado

    Incommunicado Occasional commenter

    I asked a girl in my Latin class if she'd like to conjugate.... but she declined :(
     
  14. Skeoch

    Skeoch Lead commenter

    Man orders from the waiter. Asks for wine, specifically a hock; waiter looks puzzled, man says, "Hock - as in hic haec hoc."
    Waiter brings food, but no wine. Man complains; waiter says "Sir, I thought you were declining it."
     
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  15. Lottti

    Lottti New commenter

    What did the verb say to the noun?

    I'd ask you to conjugate but I know you'll decline.
     
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  16. Incommunicado

    Incommunicado Occasional commenter

    A Greek walked into a tailor's shop with two torn togas. The tailor asked "Euripedes?" The Greek replied "Yes. Eumenides?"
     
  17. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

  18. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    This is one of my favourites!

    cicero joke.png
     
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  19. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

    a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “i’ll have five beers please!"
     
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  20. sabrinakat

    sabrinakat Star commenter

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    Gaius Julius Caesar Cattus.....
     

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