What be wrong with cruel an' unnatural punishment? Especially for you so-called educated gentlemen 'oo aint heard of METONYMY wot my seagoin' dictionary do define as 'substituting the name of an attribute or feature for the name of the thing itself'. As in: Bosun Pharaoh and 'is mates is a load of deck-heads. Cap'n Mainbracing's Aunty Lily be a bit of a scrubber. Admiral Clovis be the interleckshual anchor of this 'ere forum. Australia be the flagship of international educashun. (I likes a larf, I does). And, of course, I lunched with two PhDs (Portsmouth dockers). THE (BITTER) END.