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Cheesy but it works

Discussion in 'Personal' started by peggylu, May 12, 2016.

  1. peggylu

    peggylu Star commenter

    My first slide in a lesson today
    (I refuse to call it a starter, I'm a teacher not a waiter) said....

    A neutron went into a bar and asked "how much for a drink"
    The barman said...

    The students had to write the punchline, discuss why the joke worked and make up their own jokes relating to the atom while I did the register (lower set KS4).

    Punchline btw...

    ...for you sir, no charge.

    I think this is a genuine contender for cheesiest teacher joke used in lessons. I re-use it most years, as I'm sure many other science teachers do.

    Anyone got more groan-worthy efforts?
    Lara mfl 05 likes this.

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