Yes folks! It's coming up to British Summertime. A time for lazy picnics out in the fields and frollicks at the beach, warm nights spent drinking outside and moonlight trysts. Remember! If you carry out any of the above activities you will be sternly chastised and there is a very real possibility you will be arrested. Do you really want to be tasered and fall onto the cut sandwiches? Must it be that you are handcuffed and taken away leaving the one you love by the factory wall? Will "I'll just finish me pint" really end up with soldiers escorting you to the magistrate? Don't forget to put your clocks forward one hour. I've done mine already because I like to be prepared and have a dry run evening to see how the shadows of the house fall on the laurels.