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Boris's Speech

Discussion in 'Personal' started by WB, May 10, 2020.

  1. WB

    WB Senior commenter

    I'm not expecting much.

    New slogan
    Threat Levels
    Garden centres to have limited opening
    Exercise twice a day
     
  2. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    I’m expecting waffling word salad
     
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  3. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    Lots of war metaphors
     
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  4. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    A point for every mention of the word "alert"
     
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  5. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    1 minute in .....and it's terrible.
     
  6. Scintillant

    Scintillant Star commenter

    Mostly lies and spin.

    Ugh. He's just detestable.
     
  7. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    ..we must fight them on the beaches
     
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  8. DrLinus

    DrLinus Established commenter

    Mention of mobile phone app for alert notifications coming up.
     
  9. colacao17

    colacao17 Senior commenter

    Is he doing the jovial buffoon thing, or does he look haggard and worn?
     
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  10. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    Love the Covid-o-meter
     
  11. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    What's that white thing on the table ?
     
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  12. WB

    WB Senior commenter

    Heuy Green tribute act?
     
  13. DrLinus

    DrLinus Established commenter

    That signer's man-bun is distracting because, you know, what Johnson is saying is so engaging.
     
  14. DrLinus

    DrLinus Established commenter

    "Between .5 and .9".

    That was worth the breath.
     
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  15. DrLinus

    DrLinus Established commenter

    The Prime Minister.
     
  16. DrLinus

    DrLinus Established commenter

    These graphics are hilarious.
    "Monitoring".

    Man-bun is not too taken with them either.

    upload_2020-5-10_19-13-53.png
     
  17. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Reception and Year 1! That’s insane.
     
  18. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Get on your bike. That rings a bell.
     
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  19. Scintillant

    Scintillant Star commenter

    Jesus.

    Who voted for this utter buffoon?

    Did you not know?


    If R is around 0.9, W T F is he telling everyone to go to work and sit in the park?
     
  20. peakster

    peakster Star commenter

    What's wrong with his eyes ?
     
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