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Bald jokes...

Discussion in 'Personal' started by peter12171, Aug 21, 2019.

  1. peter12171

    peter12171 Star commenter

  2. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    Or someone really has it in for Gary Lineker...
    CraigCarterSmith and Laphroig like this.
  3. Laphroig

    Laphroig Lead commenter

    Picard was bald and he was a starship captain. Linear wouldn’t even get accepted into the Academy.
    Dragonlady30 and blazer like this.
  4. nomad

    nomad Star commenter

    Apparently the person who complained was a bloke called Al O'Pecia.
  5. vannie

    vannie Star commenter

    B’dum tish! Are you here all week?
    nomad likes this.
  6. neddyfonk

    neddyfonk Lead commenter

    Best tell Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer they might be offending someone.
    vannie likes this.
  7. Dodros

    Dodros Star commenter

    Baldness doesn't appear to be an issue in French football circles...
    cissy3 likes this.
  8. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    Jesus; always blaming the Irish. It might not be Aloysius O'Pecia's fault he's bald.
    nomad likes this.
  9. Scintillant

    Scintillant Star commenter

    Grey hair looks good to a bald man
  10. Duke of York

    Duke of York Star commenter

    A bald man I knew, told me he would never part with the comb his late wife gave him when they first met.
  11. Jolly_Roger15

    Jolly_Roger15 Star commenter

    I have saved a fortune on shampoo, over the last thirty years.
    ThinLizz and nomad like this.
  12. hhhh

    hhhh Lead commenter

    Back in the 80s, LA Law had a court case where a bald man sued-it was raising the question as to whether 'anti-bald' was as offensive as other things. Wish there was a programme like that nowadays-it raised lots of issues and was good for discussion.
  13. racroesus

    racroesus Star commenter

    In many cases; more so than for other areas of insult, baldness jokes can become cases of the biter bit.

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