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are you insured for sex?

Discussion in 'Personal' started by oldsomeman, Feb 6, 2011.

  1. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Lead commenter

    Not my work but an email i thought it was very clever!
    The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex

    ..............................................................

    SEX with your wife - Legal and General

    SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

    SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

    SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

    SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

    SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

    SEX in a hurry - Insure and Go

    SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

    SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

    SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com

    SEX with an animal - Compare the Meekat.com

    SEX with a fat bird - More Than

    SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

    SEX with an OAP - Saga

    SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com


     
  2. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Lead commenter

    Not my work but an email i thought it was very clever!
    The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex

    ..............................................................

    SEX with your wife - Legal and General

    SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

    SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

    SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

    SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

    SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

    SEX in a hurry - Insure and Go

    SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

    SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

    SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com

    SEX with an animal - Compare the Meekat.com

    SEX with a fat bird - More Than

    SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

    SEX with an OAP - Saga

    SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com


     
  3. Shifter

    Shifter New commenter

    Good one Oldy
     
  4. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    I like it [​IMG]
     
  5. Yep, like it.
     
  6. guinnesspuss

    guinnesspuss Star commenter

    Good one[​IMG]
    Sex on a ship - Admiral.com?
     
  7. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Made me laugh.

    How about:

    Sex between vicars and nurses - Clerical & Medical?

    No sex at all - Virgin?

    Injury to male wedding tackle during the act of love - Hiscox?
     
  8. CarrieV

    CarrieV Lead commenter

    My policy has lapsed[​IMG]
     
  9. I am shocked to the core.
    And on the Sabbath.
     
  10. laffal0t

    laffal0t New commenter

    heehee!!
     
  11. Very good!
     
  12. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    I'm sure we could work Scottish Widows in there somewhere?

    Sex in Switzerland...Zurich
    Sex in a field...NFU

     
  13. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Sex with your dead spouse's brother?
     
  14. grandelf

    grandelf New commenter

    sex on a beach - green flag
    sex in a rush - kwik fit
     
  15. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Is there a Scottish tradition of this?
     
  16. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Sex with the hard of hearing....A A
     
  17. oldsomeman

    oldsomeman Lead commenter

    sex witha sheep..... National famers union.
     
  18. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    Sex with your sister....Norwich Union
     
  19. Oy! Cheek, me and my hubby/brother take exception to that.
    NFN (Normal for Norfolk)

    http://www.literarynorfolk.co.uk/normal_for_norfolk.htm
     
  20. kibosh

    kibosh Star commenter

    Only when there are no orher male relatives available
     

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