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April fools day !

Discussion in 'Personal' started by lamaddalena, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. The best joke I heard was reported to me by a friend.
    OAP's will have to take exercises before they can get their pension money. Gym equipment is going to be set up in post offices.
    I'm sure there must be some more stories about?
     
  2. The best joke I heard was reported to me by a friend.
    OAP's will have to take exercises before they can get their pension money. Gym equipment is going to be set up in post offices.
    I'm sure there must be some more stories about?
     
  3. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    I didn't see anything in the newspapers either!!
    The best was The Guardian announcing that the Earth would move!! Some years ago now, maybe David Cameron is the joke?
     
  4. lapinrose

    lapinrose Lead commenter

    <a target="_blank"> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/exposed-todays-april-fools-jokes-2259248.html?action=gallery[/URL]

    LOL, 3D Radio!!!
     
  5. InkyP

    InkyP Star commenter

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/01/cameron-shaun-ryder-advise-tories
     
  6. Listening to 'The Archers' in the car this morning, they are going to relocate it to a city to modernise it!
     


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    Sunday on Radio 4 this morning; Donkey shortages and donkey rustling causing
    donkey shortages for Palm Sunday re-enactments this is therefore increasing
    demand for llamas as stand ins .



     
  8. blazer

    blazer Star commenter

    I managed to catch a couple of our America cousins by posting on a US teachers website tha Obama had agreed to put the Union Flag on all public buildings instead of the Stars and stripes and to replace the Star Spangled Banner with GSTQ for one day to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee. One of them was most irate!
     
  9. Channel 4 announced its new channel: channel 4UV. It's the same as channel 4 but emits UV rays so you can get a tan while you watch.

    Priceless!
     
  10. On a sale site this morning. Someone posted they had imported from Taiwan 80 pairs of socks that promote weight loss.
    Apparently the average loss is 14lbs the first week, and 8lbs per week thereafter.
    It was 3am, I was very tired and nearly fell for it.
    I actually thought &pound;8 a pair was cheap for what they did.

     

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