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Anybody else feeling they will be lucky to survive Thursday without slapping someone in the staffroom?

Discussion in 'Primary' started by lardylegs, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. lardylegs

    lardylegs Occasional commenter

    Is it just me?
    Does anybody else feel like they might just blow a gasket and freak out if someone says JUST ONE MORE THING to annoy them?

    for example:

    "What will we do for our Christmas Production?" (Who gives a toss? It's July???)
    "I can't wait to have Baxter in My Class!" (Baxter? The one who bites your ankles and pronounces death threats on your family? You think you can tame him, do you? Go ahead, lady, I will keep a close watch on your car in the car park next term..)
    "I can't believe all the wonderful presents I've been given! So many White Stuff vouchers!!! So many chocolates!! I have a voucher for Scandinavian Head Massage!" (Really? That's so great! I have a voucher for Caledonian **** Massage which you are welcome to cash in any time.....)
    "I don't know what I'm going to to with myself on Monday! I think I will end up coming into work anyway....".... (You're on your own there, luv.. I'll be knee deep in a pile of discarded Bacardi bottles.....)
    "Does anyone have any good ideas for Tudor Fiction in Year 4? I want to get ahead with my Big Writing planning....." (No, but take this Tudor butter mould and shove it where the sun don't shine and throw in a few raisins for friction..... then write me a recount and post it to me in the holidays...)
     
  2. lardylegs

    lardylegs Occasional commenter

    Is it just me?
    Does anybody else feel like they might just blow a gasket and freak out if someone says JUST ONE MORE THING to annoy them?

    for example:

    "What will we do for our Christmas Production?" (Who gives a toss? It's July???)
    "I can't wait to have Baxter in My Class!" (Baxter? The one who bites your ankles and pronounces death threats on your family? You think you can tame him, do you? Go ahead, lady, I will keep a close watch on your car in the car park next term..)
    "I can't believe all the wonderful presents I've been given! So many White Stuff vouchers!!! So many chocolates!! I have a voucher for Scandinavian Head Massage!" (Really? That's so great! I have a voucher for Caledonian **** Massage which you are welcome to cash in any time.....)
    "I don't know what I'm going to to with myself on Monday! I think I will end up coming into work anyway....".... (You're on your own there, luv.. I'll be knee deep in a pile of discarded Bacardi bottles.....)
    "Does anyone have any good ideas for Tudor Fiction in Year 4? I want to get ahead with my Big Writing planning....." (No, but take this Tudor butter mould and shove it where the sun don't shine and throw in a few raisins for friction..... then write me a recount and post it to me in the holidays...)
     

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