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A large town in West Yorkshire was stolen last night.

Discussion in 'Personal' started by doomzebra, Feb 26, 2011.

  1. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    Police are looking for Leeds.
     
  2. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    Police are looking for Leeds.
     
  3. Think you will find it is a city ... other than that ... LoL
     
  4. good morning, dz
     
  5. BillyBobJoe

    BillyBobJoe Occasional commenter

    Bah, they could at least have taken Bradford, or even better, Halifax.
     
  6. I heard that the investigation has now moved to East London and police are now looking for a Barking woman.
     
  7. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    Lewes is the latest place to be stolen - police say they have nothing to go on
     
  8. Actually Bradford and Bingley haven't been stolen. Just been renamed Santander.
    (As for Halifax................there has been a revolution overnight and the radio station has been taken over by rebel forces loyal to............
    Bakewell......reports just in.... )
     
  9. tafkam

    tafkam Occasional commenter

    Further problems have arisen near Dunstable where there appears to be a large amount of Luton.
     
  10. tafkam

    tafkam Occasional commenter

    It appears the original town thieves have also struck again in the North East near Middlesbrough.
    Police are now seeking any witnesses who might have seen the thieves escape with a Redcar
     
  11. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    The entire middle of Scunthorpe has gone missing overnight. A Police spokesman said 'We are looking for a complete ****'.
     
  12. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    The raiders disguised themselves and have nicked a north-western town. Police are now looking for people with a Wigan
     
  13. modelmaker

    modelmaker Occasional commenter

    I saw in the news that Stow on the Wold was nicked as well. It took a while to discover this because as a decoy, the thieves replaced it with Toad in the Hole.
     
  14. tafkam

    tafkam Occasional commenter

    A small town on the Kent coast is now being held hostage by rebels.
    Police are unsure whether they'll be able to recapture the town, but are hoping to make a new Deal.
     
  15. doomzebra

    doomzebra Occasional commenter

    The garda have reported that twice as many cities in Eire have vanished. They fear the problem is Dublin
     
  16. magic surf bus

    magic surf bus Star commenter

    Environmental Health Officers investigating the spread of a mysterious green fungus in North Wales have said the outbreak appears to have started in Mold.
    In an unrelated case, Police investigating a recent spate of small fireworks being pushed through letterboxes in Caernarvon have arrested a man in Bangor.
    And finally, rescuers who recently released a Scotsman who was found stuck up to his shoulders in a rabbit hole say he appears to be from Edinburgh.
     
  17. A small community in North Wales have woken up this morning to find that a prisoner driving a mini moke and pursued by a large balloon has disappeared with their village. A police spokesman said "This is pure folly."
     
  18. .....and in a sinister and macabre twist, the town of Bakewell remains intact but all the tarts have been eaten.
     
  19. Meanwhile, Sandwich in Kent has been devoured.
     
  20. Yes. Margate it.
     

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