Today, I realised that it has been just over 10 years since I bought a TV licence, saving around £1400. In that time, I've had only two visits. Once I was out and once I just said 'Don't need one' (which is true, I don't) and closed the door. I've also had exactly 87 letters, comprising 11 different varieties, (I keep them all for fun), all telling me that an investigation has been started Very pleased with myself. The biased BBC and the overpaid millionaire public servants like Gary Lineker have not had a penny out of me in 10 years, and neither will they in the future so to celebrate, I've just ordered a new small TV for the bedroom and a wall bracket with the money I've saved. Well chuffed.